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I Don't believe it! my Dad has only gone and violated my dignity. Don't read on if you have a weak constitution.

Last week I had another 'fit' and during the shakes he put a tube of stuff up my bottom - how embarrassing.

(Yawn, stretch) is it time to get up yet? All I seem to do is sleep now days, well I was 14 last month you know. The trouble is that the little minx keeps taking up all of the bed.

Take a looks at these photos, you can see that if I am in my bed she physically lays on top of me and forces me onto the floor. It’s really not on, she should respect her elders.

Woe, now wait a minute, there is no way that you are doing that to me!

The other day I had another one of my turns (it’s the stress of being so young, beautiful and popular you know!), I keep trembling all over and falling to one side.

What-ho, Biggles here. Isn't it hot and sticky, I don't like this muggy weather, Lord knows what it must be like to have a thick coat like some of my friends, Molly the German Shepherd must sweat buckets, OK, so dogs don't sweat, clever dick, she must be doing lots of panting, but I am a gentleman and that sounded rude!

Whoopee - Minx calling, who's that, what's that, when, where, why, way-hay, isn't life fun. I am having a really great time with all my new friends at work.

We have lots of students with us at the moment who are on holiday from Auntie Versity, or something like that - funny how they all have the same Auntie!